为了不辜负狄老板赠于我“烂片狂魔小王子”的名头,昨晚吃泡面时百无聊赖地观摩了这部由号称山寨之王的The Asylum公司出品的《环太平洋》姊妹篇,结果差点失手把泡面扣到笔记本上,写出了我过千阅片生涯中首次使用、最简单、最贴切的一句话影评:What the fuck!简单说,这辈子没见过这么诡异的片子。那诡异的名气堪比横店群演的演员,那诡异的有如情景喜剧的布景,那诡异的淘宝同款式的服装,那诡异的不输《熊出没》级别的特效,那诡异的帕金森综合症一样的动作,那诡异的丧尸附体般的表情
无力吐槽,本来打算看环太平洋,没注意就被坑了。。说说剧情。三个主角也是军队精英吧,竟然轻而易举违抗命令,结果被强制停机,弱智!一主角击退怪兽后,反抗抓捕他的卫兵,真把自己当英雄?怪兽被杀主要是那个驾驶员的功劳好嘛?以为立了功就没了违抗军令的过??击杀怪兽后,平民死伤无数,然后军队快乐的去开庆功宴。。。还有,军队竟然会有两个声音,你逗我?两个人闹别扭核弹发着玩啊!!编剧真是秀智商。全程无脑,没有几处合乎情理。这是给美军抹黑的吧!!!
I got duped and started watching this believing it was the blockbuster "Pacific Rim". It was an impressive experience, my first exposure to a "mockbuster". To my defence, I quickly realized that I was not watching the real thing, so what the heck was I watching? I just couldn't believe that there was a market for this, so I came up with a few theories: * internet spoof: a bunch of movie buffs enjoy recreating scene-by-scene a blockbuster with intentionally minimalist SFX for release on YouTube * film school project: a bunch of students set out to recreate a multi-million blockbuster as quickly and inexpensively as possible, in order to learn the ropes What I finally settled on, was that I was watching an animated storyboard, i. e. a filmed first draft of the original movie script. I had to admire the actors for acting their hearts out, almost like in a real movie, only much more hammy
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